₿atch₡oin
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NFTs

  • Users who produce batch specs can mint their own NFTs protecting their property.
  • Users with valuable batch specs get ₿atch₡oin, a proof of stake based cryptocurrency that can be used to purchase a Team plan.

Things Cornelius Snarlington, Business Deer wants

  • Blood
  • The ability to track multiple PRs and issues without spreadsheets
  • Cufflinks with built in laser cutters
  • Integration between batch changes and the evilest tool in existence: JIRA
  • Bigger antlers

Changeset tracking

  • We have some of this already
  • What we don't have is a good onboarding path
  • Cornelius gets stabby when he has to write YAML

importChangesets:
	- repository: github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph
	  externalIDs: [11075, "12139", 16686, 16685, 16682]
					

Discussion and activity tracking

  • As a Sourcegraph user
  • Cornelius wants to determine which PRs aren't being actioned
  • so that
  • he can determine who to defenestrate

features

  • Browser extension support for creating import-only batch changes
  • Last activity tracking on changesets
  • Webhooks for batch changes and changesets
  • BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD